March 2012
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That awkward moment when Rick Santorum calls Obama... →
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All I want for christmas is a porno narrated by...
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needyexgirlfriend:
groanzone:
does anyone else get this intense urge to be paddled by a bunch of frat bros?
my mom asked me if you were gay today
That’s cool, well in this fantasy these bros chant “no homo!” over and over and feed me bong’d beer through a big fat tube while I’m tied down to a saw horse, so it’s TOTALLY not gay, you can tell your mom that...
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The roots were in my studio yesterday and there’s weed crumbs on the floor where they were chilling/rolling backwoods
does anyone else get this intense urge to be paddled by a bunch of frat bros?
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xxveganpunkxx:
Necrophagist - Stabwound
i love...
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oh you know, just photoshopping out someone’s unibrow
lets make sweeping generalizations about gender
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69-ing is cool because it’s like a feedback loop but with human genitals.
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I love the burn of isopropyl alcohol on a fresh cut
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Listen
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“Everything was swag and nothing hurt”
– Kurt Vonnegut 